Comfort Wipe makes wiping easier and more hygienic...WTF?
Comfort Wipe “ Claiming to be the biggest technical innovation in toilet paper since the 1880s, comfort wipe allows you to maintain your dignity, while you maintain your personal hygiene without having to touch dirty toilet paper. Because heaven forbid you have to lose your dignity by wiping your own you know what.
Women can pee standing up now. Dood...
GoGirl “ It’s neat. It’s discreet. It’s hygienic. The GoGirl is the latest in female urination devices and allows women to avoid unsanitary public toilets and pee standing up. GoGirl advertises that the device fits easily in your purse, pocket, or glove compartment, my only question is; what do you do with it once you’ve used it“ put it in your purse, pocket, or glove compartment?
Now I can die Happy. The only club in your bag guaranteed to keep you out of the woods.
UroClub “ Along the same lines as the GoGirl, the UroClub has the appearance of a golf club, but with a closer look, you’ll find that the grip has a built-in reservoir for you to urinate in. UroClub’s slogan claims that this is the only club in your bag guaranteed to keep you out of the woods!.
Argghhh - Keep it Away!!
Rejuvenique “ Want tighter, younger looking skin? Just hook your face up to Rejuvenique’s 9-volt battery face mask that tightens up your facial muscles by injecting electric currents into them 3-4 times a week for 15 minutes. You’ll also loose tons of weight chasing your children around the house as they run in terror. Worth it? I don’t think so.
Ever get that warm-booty feeling? Yeah, me too.
Scalia Bio-Fir pants “ Pants that melt away cellulite? Sign me up! The New York Daily News reported that the underwear contains tiny crystals that warm up when they come in contact with the wearer’s skin. The heat is said to improve circulation in the thighs, stomach and rear, melting fat cells into a liquid which is then expelled from the body as waste It also does awesome grilled cheese sandwiches.